Try to beat him in giving ridiculous excuses ! --in reggae that is..

This is a really funny one. Let me briefly explain the gist of it ! The singer was in court. A husband was charging him in court for having an affair with his wife. The singer denied it. He said he was sitting in the couple's closet (in the bedroom) minding his own business. ( what was he doing in the bedroom in the first place ?)

When the husband claimed that the singer touched his wife. His excuse was that it was not possible because he had his shirt in the left hand and his pants in the right. That means he's naked. Next he said to ask the man's wife who was the better man ( how did she know that-if they hadn't slept together?) , and if she doesn't answer, ask the maid for the answer (he has also slept with the maid ? ).... ..and theres more to it

Talk about someone being stubborn and who refused to admit his guilt ! hahahah . heres the lyrics.

Your Honour

Oh lord, anybody see my trial grieves for I
Why lord I was badly beaten, found by loved ones
Battered by an irate husband
Searching for a man that wasn't I.
When we reached the court we garn inside,
the hand of justice shall preside
over this case the trial shall begin.

Your Honour I was inside de closet
minding I and I own business.
Your Honour it was a complete stranger
causing these disturbances.
Him claims of me touching him wife
which is a wicked and awful lie
Me two hands 'em was occupied
me shirt's in me left
and me pants in me right
me hand 'em was occupied
me shirt's in me left
and me pants in me right

Dear Judge, can this court accept my story from me heart?
Why Judge,if by chance you don't believe this tale
ask him why she will not fail to agree I was a better man than he.
Just in case she refuse to answer,ask de maid
downstairs,Agatta
she gonna be glad to testify for me.

I tell him,

Your Honour, I was inside de closet
mindin' I and I own business
Your Honour, it was a complete stranger
causing these disturbances
Him claims I'm a touching him wife
which is a wicked an awful lie
Me two hand 'em was occupied
me shirt's in me left
and me pants in me right
me hand 'em was occupied
me shirt's in me left
and me pants in me right

Silence silence.........


Dear corporal,
as you lock me in this prison pray for I
Please corporal,
Please don't leave me here to wonder
why de court has made dis blunder
grabbed me for a crime that wasn't fair,
corporal when you goin to send me dinner
Send your mother or your sister
one more day of this I cannot bear.

Hear me now...

Your Honour - [chorus]