Just For Laughs.

1. A class of students did not want a particular Lecturer to teach them. So , they told him, " Sir , we don't want you to teach us. If we become your students next term, we will poison you! "

The lecturer looked at them, shook his head and replied, " If you all were my students, I would rather be poisoned ! "



2. A professor in a class somehow always relate his topic to prostitution in one way or the other. The girls in the class were getting fed-up. So the leader of the group told them to follow her , get up and walked out of the class !

The next day, the prokessor started his lecture with these words. " Do you all know that there is an acute shortage of prostitutes in Bangkok..." Before he could finished it, the female leader got up , and a few of the girls followed suit and were walking out of the class in a hurry !

Immediately the Professor said, "Ladies , ladies, wait . Don'r rush. The next flight to Bangkok will be in the late evening ! "




3. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely die."
The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you need to do."

"Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so you can serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot meal each evening and don't overburden him with any stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so he doesn't get exposed to any threatening germs."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said.

She replied, "You're going to die".