From the Mail-box !

Recycled Parrot..

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately Spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used To live in a house of Prostitution & sometimes It says some pretty vulgar stuff     The woman thought about this, but decided She had to have the bird any way. She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited for it to say something.         The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,  'New house, new madam.'   The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, But then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned From school the bird saw them  & said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls &  the woman were a bit offended, But then began to laugh about the situation   considering  where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
Came home from work.
The bird looked at him & said,

'Hi Keith'