THE KAKI KETAM KRAWL

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THE KAKI KETAM CRAWL

On a Friday morning just past 10.30
In the big bowling alley of Mid-Valley
Came a roar and a thunder we have never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

In the alley , a man and his ball
Was trying his best , just doing the ketam crawl
87 other bowlers , well they all tried
43 of them got on the winner side

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That Kaki Ketam just could not play his ball
44^th he is , that’s between me and you
In the big bowling tournament of KLMU

Left, two, three, four ....

IHe tried and he tried , the Ketam could not arose
A funny-lookin' crab with a specs on his nose
He bowled and he bowled but now he’s seeking revenge
But that number 44 is haunting him again and again

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That Kaki Ketam just could not play his ball
44^th he ist , that’s between me and you
In the big bowling tournament of KLMU


Now, Ketam had sworn that he'd get that win
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for new bowling pins
He challenged the others to a another game
While the other bowlers add victory to their names

That poor Kaki Ketam was in a really big fix
He'd tried everything, but he just run out of tricks
Ketam strikes once but all the others strike twice
And that poor Kaki Ketam went splitting out of sight

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That Kaki Ketam just could not play his ball
44^th he is , that’s between me and you
In the biGg bowling tournament of KLMU