Sunday, April 26, 2009

Its " Straight from the Mail " Day !

So here's another one from my mail.

---Two Wishes--->
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man
says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?"

 "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

 A short time later the waitress returns with the
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches 
into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says, "A
 hamburger, fries and a coke."

 The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the 
man reaches intohis pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
 "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
 baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
 Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."

 Once again the man pulls the exact change out of 
 his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
 longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change in your
 pocket every time?" 

 "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
 cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for 
anything,I would just put my hand in my pocket and the
right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most
 people would ask for a
 million dollars or something, but you'll always be 
as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

 "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
 Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," saysthe man.

 The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" 
 The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish
 was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs
who agrees with everything I say."


Azhar85 said...


This is really a jokes + brilliant idea story...hahahaha...

First wish was a great idea but the second one was misuderstanding wish made by the man...

P/S : I wonder if the man was give the 3rd wishes..what will it could be...hahahaha...have a nice day sir..

sunnysideup said...

If that happens , I'm sure he won't ask for anything that has something to do with women. That genie cannot be trusted I guess.

HELAS said...

syntax error. hahahhaha

sicKo^ said...

if it's me... I'll wish for 1 million wishes :p

sunnysideup said...

good idea sicko !
But do you that is enough ?

sicKo^ said...

If it's not enuff, I will wish for another 1 million wishes on my last wish and that goes on :)

sunnysideup said...

woh! looks like you're really on a roll !