Wal Mart Applicant revealed...
Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in California . They hired him because he was funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment .
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?:Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
12 comments:
what.. his got the job.. maN, his position is not wat his applied for.. or is he just making a jokes here... gosh..
You might get away with sense of humour there, BUT, please don't try it here. We are not ready for the , nor will we be, I think !
hahahhaa.. maybe i should try my luck there.. =D
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) - why the hell he put "Bastard" there??
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate) - he still got "power".. hahaha.. i think the suitable question is "gender"..
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? - this 1 make sense..
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
'Do you have a car that runs?' - hes not actually answer the question but correcting the question..
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?:Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. - now i know why he put (Grumpy Old Bastard) suit him..
NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles - hahahaha.. hes stupid but he show it in a clever way.. nice..
Hey miracle ! That was brilliant einstein !
NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles - he did that on purpose to show he's witty !
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) - just like this one !
This man simply plays around with the question. Just like that joke by Dave Allen :- "Do you smoke after sex ?" Ans :- "I don't know . I never stoop down to look ! "
if u interviewed by the interviewer .. why not try to answer the question exacly like that.. maybe it is really funny than u get hired immediately by the company
ahahahahha
helas ---either u get the job or the interviewer will chase you with a broom stick !
they dont even see ur resume if like tis...
Like I've said---you need ver strong super sense of humour to 'layan' suac a resume !
thank u sir 4 the info...but sure i never do that in my resume..hahaha..only crazy people will do that...hahaha..
sir..wish me luck in my mock interview tommorrow morning..hehehe.. :)
P/S : Sir..i want to add one more thing in this joking resume..when the mr of this resume were asked..
interviewer : so tell me mr x, do you have any weakneses...
mr x : i think sir...i don't have any weakneses..
interviewer : (laugh out lout and ask mr x to leave his office..)
and so the story end.. :p
Hi Mus,
I shall certainly try this when I'm 75. So, look out world, be prepared. And be afraid, very, very afraid.
It's going to be only 10 years from now!
azhar
maybe it should be :-
Do you have any weaknesses ?
Ans : Yes. I laways say I'm perfect.
anak si-hamid
actually the world can't wait for 10 years . They deserve to get you now. They bloody weel ask for it !
Hahaha. This is good. Atleast he's being frank about leaving his job.
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